Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
it's like heaven, but drunker
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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