so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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