just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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