uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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