she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
vagina is talking i cant
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
