you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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