I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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