Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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