it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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