He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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