you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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