Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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