you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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