Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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