you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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