The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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