i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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