we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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