i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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