It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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