Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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