question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
third nipple confirmed
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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