I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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