She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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