Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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