Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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