oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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