It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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