Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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