Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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