I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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