you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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