I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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