ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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