Can Purell be used as lube?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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