clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
meet me or not, i'm out of control
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm sobbing to NWA
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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