fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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