i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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