Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
They took my balls.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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