kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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