i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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