I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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