goodnight i made you a song goodbye
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You can't just leave with hair like that
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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