I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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