New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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