So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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