We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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