This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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