And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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