JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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