oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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